Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”
Things I should be doing: Artistic study of the Skull and Shoulder Blade and/or sleeping.
Things I am doing: Gay lawyer fanfiction
where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from
From inside ourselves.
fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me
wow that really got under your skin, how do you not find skeleton puns humerus
Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”
I laughed to hard
THIS IS THE BEST VINE I HAVE EVER SEEN
this is disgustingly hilarious.
truly can’t deal with the internet tonight
fuck off lmaooo
oh just so everyone knows: if you’re like me and you get anxiety whenever you see someone vagueblogging because you think it’s about you even though you never did anything remotely similar to what’s being talked about, it is always okay to pop into my askbox and ask if i’m talking about you, and i’ll say “no” and i won’t be annoyed or anything no matter how often this happens.
bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”
post selfies for no reason other than you want to. post 3485657 selfies. reblog your own selfies. who gives a shit. show the world that you’re beautiful and you fucking know it.