• mom: Do pork chops come from pigs?

fyeahmangosmoothies:

pettyartist:

delano-laramie:

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

mistakeofgrandeur:

justjasper:

siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower

The bigger one sounds like a little kid sarcastically imitating a cat. And I honestly don’t think the second one knows what’s going on; it’s just trying to get the bigger one’s attention.

oh my god babies

SHE DROWNS

SHE DROWNS

SHE DROWNS

SOMEONE SAVE THE FEEDER-APE

SHE DROWNS

oh god babies

SOMEONE SAVE THE FEEDER-APE

help

My Siamese cat does the same thing when my mom talks on the phone 

another reminder.

sinandserotonin:

the world is heavy
but your bones
(just a cubic inch)
can hold 19,000 lbs

ounce for ounce
they are stronger than steel

atom for atom
you are more precious than diamond

and stars have died
so that you may live

you need to remember these things
when you say that you are weak
and worthless

fungii:

seeing your favorite character reduced to nothing but the other half of a ship by the fandom

image

it’s midnight and I’m starving and starting to feel bad again. 

bettercrazythanboring:

never getting over how La’gaan has just gotten his heart broken by this girl

and still he rescues her from the fire

WHEN HE’S ONE OF THE ONLY THREE PEOPLE ON THE FIFTEEN PERSON TEAM CURRENTLY FIGHTING

WHO HAS A WEAKNESS FOR FIRE

  • me: I'll just get on tumblr for a few minutes before bed
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: Is that the sun

jellyguy:

now you can have an official nintendo blog