Saying “No offense” before saying something rude literally softens the blow by 0%
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
495,571 people whose mama taught them right
Children’s gender roles as imposed on adults. Very ,very, very well done.
Link’s in modern clothing! Click for full size.
bless the fact that Time actually stands like that in game tho
Pooka was sleeping and looked really cute so I tried to take a picture of her and the second I got my phone out she woke up and vomited on the couch.
Lemon is someone out theres favorite.
thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day
I fucking hate pink starburst and lemon is the best like i’m happy being lemon sure
Anyone who insults Fall Out Boy in front of me is going down
in an earlier round
Filling this prompt on pacificrimkink:
Newt is a very tactile person. He always goes in for hugs, cheek kisses, hand holding etc And no one is safe from it.
(small science man is very friendly and wont stop talking)
people that call you by just your last name
- gym teachers/coaches
- someone that wants to challenge you to a battle to the death
tbh if u can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my other worst